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Date d'inscription : 21/03/2011

MessageSujet: New Viruses on the loose!    Ven 1 Avr - 12:38

Oprah Winfrey virus:
Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB.
AT&T virus: wholesale electronics
Every three minutes it tells you what great service you are getting.
MCI virus: baby monitors
Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the AT&T virus.
Politically Correct virus: starzmart
Never calls itself a "virus", but instead refers to itself as an "electronic microorganism."
Arnold Schwarzenegger virus:
Terminates and stays resident. It'll be back.
Government Economist virus: ebook reader
Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
New World Order virus:
Probably harmless, but it makes a lot of people really mad just thinking about it.
Federal Bureaucrat virus: car camera
Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.
Texas virus:
Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.
Adam and Eve virus: android tablet
Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.



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