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Date d'inscription : 21/03/2011

MessageSujet: Congressional virus:    Ven 1 Avr - 12:39

The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
Airline virus: wholesale electronics supplier
You're in Dallas but your data is in Singapore.
Freudian virus:
Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying to its own motherboard.
Public Television virus: car recorder
Your programs stop every few minutes to ask for money.
Elvis virus:
Your computer gets fat, slow and lazy, then self destructs only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America. android pc tablet
Nike virus: starzmart
Just does it.
Congressional virus #2:
Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously, but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything. touch screen android tablet
Star Trek virus:
Invades your system in places where no virus has gone before.
Health Care virus: wifi android tablet
Tests your system for a day, finds nothing wrong, and sends you a bill for $4,500.




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