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MessageSujet: Computer Term Dictionary    Ven 1 Avr - 12:40

The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
State-of-the-art: wholesale supplier
Any computer you can't afford. starzmart
Any computer you own.
The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G3: night vision car camera
Apple's new Macs that make you say, "Gee, it's three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a microsecond ago."
Syntax Error:
Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."
Hard Drive:
The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, especially after a Syntax Error.
GUI (pronounced "gooey"): high resolution car camera
What your computer becomes after spilling your coke on it.
The standard way to generate computer errors.
An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
Floppy: ir car camera
The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
Portable Computer:
A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
Disk Crash:
A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
System Update: google android tablet
A quick method of trashing ALL of your software

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